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POLK COUNTY: No More Free Underwear for Male Inmates

As reported by BayNews9, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd is at it again. In another “cost-cutting” measure, the Polk County Jail will no longer provide free underwear to its inmates.Normally, when an inmate is booked in the jail, they are given an orange shirt, orange pants and underwear. In order…

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LAS VEGAS: Rapper Flavor Flav Arrested on Outstanding Traffic Warrants

Flavor Flav — real name William Jonathan Drayton Jr. — was arrested in Las Vegas last Friday after a routine traffic stop resulted in police officers finding four (4) warrants out for his arrest. The rapper took to Twitter on Monday to tell his side of the story.Drayton was pulled…

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DESTIN: Textalyzer App Created to Cut Down on Drunk, Late-Night, Texting

After a few nights of regrets and “I wish I hadn’t sent that” thoughts, Samantha Deeter came up with the ultimate idea for an iPhone application: Textalyzer. According to a recent online story at NWFDailyNews.com, Deeter created this new iPhone application to prevent her from sending drunk text messages (that…

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SOUTH FLORIDA: Online Adult Entertainment Site Goes After 58 “John Does” in South Florida

According to a recent online story in the Bizarre Florida section of the St. Pete Times, a California adult entertainment company is about to make some south Florida husbands pretty upset with Federal lawsuits seeking up to $150,000 in damages (each) for copyright infringement. As initially reported in the south…

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OAKLAND PARK: Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting a Dog!! WTF?

BEWARE: This story, reported in the south Florida Sun-Sentinal is bizarre and twisted and may be inappropriate for those that love animals. OK. You’ve been warned. A 40-year-old man has been arrested on a charge of Sexually Assaulting his roommate’s dog in Oakland Park, Florida according to the Broward County…

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PINELLAS PARK: Did Pam Bondi Throw out the Baby with the Bath Salts?

According to a recent story on BayNews9.com, “bath salts” sold in specialty and tobacco shops are being pulled off the shelves after an emergency order was issued on Wednesday making the product illegal. “Our kids can overdose on this,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said.Bondi compared the product to other illegal…

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ST. PETE: Woman Arrested for Battery on a Police Horse

According to a story on BayNews9.com, the St. Petersburg Police Deaprtment (SPPD) arrested a woman who they said slapped a police horse on the nose early Saturday morning. According to reports, the police officer was trying to control crowds in the 100 block of First Avenue North in downtown St.…

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NEBRASKA: Jury Finds Man Dressed as a Breathalyzer, for Halloween, Guilty of DUI

As many of our regular readers already know, attorney Nicholas J. Dorsten, of the Clearwater-based Blake & Dorsten, P.A., searches the web for interesting (and sometimes humorous) legal stories for his Tampa Bay Criminal Lawyer Attorney Blog. Well, every once in awhile, we hit the proverbial jackpot (this week, courtesy…

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CLEARWATER: Happy Holidays from the Blake & Dorsten, P.A.

As we enter another Holiday Season, the Blake & Dorsten, P.A. would like to wish you and yours a Happy and Safe Holiday weekend.With the support of all of our friends, family and clients, 2010 was another excellent year for the Blake & Dorsten, P.A.. And for that, we have…

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